I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
