have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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