so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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