its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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