dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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