so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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