Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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