what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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