Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
kristin has been a bad kristin
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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