Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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