What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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