Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's just like the Real World with babies
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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