Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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