I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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