i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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