my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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