Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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