You're so nebulous sometimes
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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