I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
