We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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