white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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