3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
These tits shall not be calmed
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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