Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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