he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize