Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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