exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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