If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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