it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
