they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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