You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Randomize
