I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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