We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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