Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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