Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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