You work out of a Hotel?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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