I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
why is half of my head shaved?
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