We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
