that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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