we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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