I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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