Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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