You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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