How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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