then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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