That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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