she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
should my penis look like a turkey
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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