butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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