do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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