brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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