To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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