tell your sister to shave her snatch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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