that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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