Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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