whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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