ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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